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After we left the movie, we drove to Wal-Mart. Why you may ask? Because Mr. Mustache needed to buy a gun rack.

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bad dates blog Her on-and-off boyfriend at the time, Jake, "invited himself" to be her date, promising that he'd behave — despite his history of reckless milf wanting teens Sudbury on dates. Jake's promise evaporated faster than a gasoline puddle in bad dates blog sun. After dinner, Bad dates blog went to her hotel room to change into her ballgown. In the meantime, Jake decided to "tailgate" baf ceremony.

Wasted, he headed back to the ballroom and accosted Margaret's grandmother. Margaret found him muttering about fishing and pried him away from her grandmother.

After returning to their hotel room, he promptly got bored and left, informing Margaret that he was going to "look for drugs. Upon his return to the hotel room, his drug run coming up empty, he propositioned Margaret and her female cousin for a threesome.

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Dry skin: When I get dry skin, I look like I have fleas, and I just can't stop scratching — not a very attractive thing to do on a date. Spraying it: I usually don't do this, but when I'm drunk, sometimes I spray it instead of saying it. The worst is when food particles fly out during dinner.

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